The Republic of Karl Martell is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.357 billion Karl Martellians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.5%.

The very strong Karl Martellian economy, worth 114 trillion rubledollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,540 rubledollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,309 per year while the poor average 6,037, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Karl Martell's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Karl Martell is ranked 250,590^th in the world and 8,324^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring zero on the Gilded Widget Scale.